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Quotes from Friday, taken out of context

“That’s so very very 2009 Q3.”

“We all want a tabula rasa and we want it with a front-facing camera.”

“I’m the Chief People Officer at…”

“I don’t know what I’m doing, but you don’t know what I’m doing either, so we’re in this together.”

“I don’t understand. Did I miss an Internet meme?”